So sometimes people post on Facebook about how they want to kill themselves or how they are crying or something illusive but dark that leaves their friends wondering, ‘oh jeez, is fuckface okay?’ Well this fuckface just wants some gaddamn chocolate, and you know that’s a really easy thing to procure, but guess how much chocolate I’m eating right now. None. Its not like I’m asking any of you to talk me off of the ledge or read my stupid blog or anything. I just want a Macadamia Lacey. Why am I so crazy? I think I’m going to end it all………………………………………………and by ‘all’ I mean this emptiness in my stomach which is presently devoid of any cocoa or cocoa related products. Oh my god. I have milk. No one is bringing me oreos. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaahh.
I know I titled this “inspiration,” and that may have been deceptive, but it was deceptive of my ’friends’ to ‘friend’ me and then not do the work that’s involved.