Google plus?

a whole 'nother' way to waste the day.

So there’s a social networking site called Google plus.  It’s new, and I’m on it.  This is a whole new third chance to make a fourth impression in the social networking world.  I’m doing this by using sidebangs and sunglasses to let everyone know I’m cool.  I”m like, “hey guys, I’m new here at goople.  Sup?”  Super chill.   But seriously, I want to let you know what my attraction is to Google plus because I like to endorse things willy nilly for no money.  They have these things called ‘circles,’ and you can put different people in different circles and have different things viewable supposedly so your grandma doesn’t have to hear about how much you’re going to masturbate all over the likeness of Megan Fox’s naked body that you drew in your journal.  I made a circle called BFFs and I’m going to post everything I ever wanted to say about tampons and butt pimples in there. Honestly I think the last thing any of us need is another social networking site, but supposedly in this new world of technology and e-everything, if an aspiring author wants to  publish a book, she should develop some kind of readership and self-promotion skills-so they say.

That’s really boring to talk about. 

Let’s switch gears and talk more about the potential for circles.  I could create circles based on what I want from certain people and how I want them to see me.  Like maybe I have friends that are really sympathetic and good at comforting words, so I’ll make a circle called ‘the crying corner’ where I can complain about cats and boyfriends.  YOU GUYS!  I could make a circle for only my smart friends where I spout off about the GDP and how to synthesize a methylated alkaloid!  I could make a circle of people who I know are really squeamish and judgmental and post a bunch of bat shit crazy things like that I’m cooking cats and eating them in my Satan worshipping chamber.  I just have to figure out how to use it AND I need more people to get on there, then I need the sun to come out  because the beach would have been a healthier way to spend the day!  I could make a circle for all my writer friends, and one for all my exercise friends, and one for all my cat-fancying friends, and one for all my Dr. Who-loving friends.  All I see is circles.   More of what you want and less of what you don’t. 

That’s why I have googly eyes for google plus right now.  It’s got curves in all the right places.

just like Megan Fox.